If you were to ask yourself, “What did Jenji do at work today?”
And then you thought, “I bet she ran through the streets of Atlanta, dodging traffic during rush hour, trying to find her patient who had left the hospital without being discharged wearing only pajama pants and carrying a fruit basket to try to prevent said patient from using his still intact IV for illegal drugs” well then you would be right.
Combating this hangover with hiking and kayaking with my sistahhhh.
Also I drunk ate salmon and avocado and spent 150 dollars on music festival tickets.
Just file me under the healthiest but fiscally irresponsible drunk person ever.
I just painted my nails neon. My professionalism knows NO BOUNDS. Seeing as me wearing a tame, lovely turquoise makes people literally stop in their tracks at work I can’t wait for the reaction on this. I’m drinking tea and watching a documentary on the Appalachia. Life of a 23 year old city girl, y’all.
http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/cbs-sherlock-elementary-trailer
Have you guys been watching the BBC version of Sherlock? IT IS FUCKING AMAZING. Episode 1 of Season 2 was so witty, sharp, sexy, and funny. Did I say sexy? Because look at this man.
Those cheekbones. Sigh. Forever attracted to men who cannot emotional commit.
Anyways, America is making a version of Sherlock. It’s probably going to suck, but whatever! Watch the trailer on the link above.
Wha God order, Fish Filet?
Post coming at you from the grave because I am dead.
Source: atheistoverdose
I just wrote a really long post on tumblr, realized absolutely no one gave a shit about my ramblings about French lessons and plane tickets, deleted it all and decided to wrap it up in bullet points.
*Texas was amazing
*If a hot yogi named Greg with tattoos tells you your legs (INSECURE AREA, GREG) look amazing in a pair of yoga pants you will black out and blow all your money at Lululemon
*Started doing hot yoga again, its the tits, why did I ever stop?
*Going to Chicago in June and July (sqqqquuuuueeeeeee and LOL BANK ACCOUNT)
* I love shopping too, too much
*I love weekends too, too much
*Samantha and I are being bold this month. Prepare yourself Atlanta.
Also it was totally cathartic to explode my entire brain on a post and then delete it all.
Attractive Young Man at stoplight: would you like to donate to a shelter for victimized children
Me: Sure, here’s some change. (light changes, someone honks)
Me: FUCK OFF IM HELPING THE CHILDREN
Attractive Young Man: horrified look
Me: (bright smile) okay, have a nice day sir.
I was in a mood. But then I went to spin, watched an episode of Parks and Recs that was so funny I was literally in tears, went for a walk, got an iced tea from the coffee shop, read my book, and thought about why I have the best friends ever even if we are spread out at times.
Now I’m better.
So the boy that all my friends used to buy drugs from in high school just posted on Facebook how he was SO AGAINST Obama making the (monumental, glee-inducing) statement about gay marriage because it was “against the bible” and also wrote some bullshit about “one nation under God” and other nonsense…..
Sir, I’m pretty sure God ain’t crazy about you selling coke and weed either.
DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.
